FAQ

How long will it take to get my order?

We process all the orders ourselves but generally check everyday so we will send it as soon as we can :]

How will my order be delivered?

We ship via USPS in a nice little package with a personal note!

What happens if something I ordered is out of stock?

Not possible! Our store automatically updates so you will always know if an item is in stock!<3

I ordered a pre-order item. When will it ship?

It will ship as soon as we get it in.

What is the policy on exchanges/returns?

If you happen to order the wrong size we will gladly send you the right size, after you send back the wrong shirt of course.

What forms of payment do you accept?

We gladly accept Cash, Card, Drugs, Sex, and tattoo's.

Can I get a sizing chart?

No, We are not doctors so we don't know. BUT DON'T WORRY! If you feel you ordered the wrong size like we said, We will gladly send the right size (Unless it has blood on it, of course)

How big are your dicks?

King size!